Ring of Fire

Ring of Fire

The Buddha tells the people he can fulfil only one of their wishes. Someone asks: “Could you lower the price of property in China so that people can afford it?” Seeing the Buddha frown in silence, the person makes another wish: “Could you make the Chinese football team qualify for a World Cup?” After a long sigh, the Buddha says: “Let’s talk about property prices.
Why does China fail at football? (via theeconomist)

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I want this!

I want this!

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and they all bitches

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Robert Pattinson telling stupid bitches how it is

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You have no idea how important this is to a man.

You have no idea how important this is to a man.